Dear Elevator Lady

October 25, 2011

I'm glad your job allows you the luxury of wearing Capri's & flip-flops to match your imitation D&G handbag, as you likely (and thankfully) have no contact with the public. But did you have to wear such an over abundance of cheap perfume too? While it may be labeled "Faux Chanel No. 5" that doesn't mean you need 5 squirts of it to be effective. A simple shower before leaving home might be a better choice if you're trying to cover up body odor.


Starving for Oxygen.

Tags: #rant

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5 Responses to Dear Elevator Lady

  1. Jacob Smock on October 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    I hate the smell of all perfume or cologne. Nasty stuff.

  2. Kristopher Jordy on October 25, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    In moderation, it's usually fine. Unfortunately a lot of people don't understand moderation. I actually enjoy talking with someone who gives off a hint of pleasant smell. Then there are some perfumes/colognes that smell bad no matter how little they used. I've even felt sick to my stomach from some.

  3. Jacob Smock on October 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I grew up with the only smell I was used to was deoderant. My parents never wore that other stuff when I was around so even a hint of that shit turns my stomach and almost makes my eyes water.

  4. johnny khaos on October 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm


  5. Jacob Smock on October 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    Stay away from me with that patchouli oil you hippie. :-)

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